Meet Marianna


In October, Marianna will have been a full-time adult for over three years of her life.

She’s anti-forms, anti-pout and pro-muffins.

Whilst Marianna does enjoy long walks on the beach, she finds simple pleasures, like eating nuttela out of the jar, and watching Parks and Recreation to be far more pleasurable and time effective.

 Last week it dawned on Marianna that at some stage in her adult life, she may need to clean a toilet. She may also need to boil an egg, marry another human being, and mow the lawn. She is also aware that if her arts degree doesn’t pay off, luxuries like grass may not be an issue.

 To be quite honest, she’s a little bit scared.